The Sixth Sensor
Description
Have you ever felt as though you weren’t alone in the room, even though you know you should be? Have you wondered if your workplace might be the home of unsettled spirits? Perhaps the town where you live and work was built atop a Native American burial ground? Have you SEEN Pet Sematary!? Now, there’s a way that you can know for sure. Introducing, The Sixth Sensor.
The Alarm Grid SiXTH Sensor is the world’s first-ever security sensor designed to detect spiritual or otherworldly activity. Many people don’t realize that our five standard senses (smell, hearing, touch, taste and sight) are limited by what they can detect. There is actually paranormal activity that can cause curses to both you and those in your presence. Now you can detect these occurrences with our brand-new SiXTH Sensor.
The sensor enrolls with a security system wirelessly, and it offers 128-bit AES for protection against real-life hacking attempts. It also uses our patented Advanced Spirit Stopping (ASS) encryption to thwart hacking attempts that may occur from the otherworld. When learning-in the sensor, you will want to use a Device Type of “Paranormal Detector” and a Response Type of “Bruce Willis”. This will ensure that your device works properly at all times.
With the Sixth Sensor, you can instantly be alerted to spectral activity in your home or place of business. Once a spiritual alarm occurs, rest easy, Bruce Willis (not that Bruce Willis) will arrive to assist with the...situation. He will use sage and other incantations to deal with any ghouls, curses or other paranormal activity accordingly. Then you can experience peace of mind in knowing that the entire area is free of any spiritual disturbances!
NOTE: Do not attempt to purchase this product. This product is not real and is not for sale by Alarm Grid or any other retailer. The information provided in this video is for entertainment purposes only. No animals, employees, or spirits were harmed in the making of this video.
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Transcript
Have you ever felt as though you weren't alone in the room? Have you ever wondered if your workplace just might be the home of unsettled spirits? Now there's a way that you can know for sure.
[CLATTER]
Introducing The SiXTH Sensor.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[KNOCKING]
I see dead people.
[ALARM RINGING]
With The SiXTH Sensor, you can instantly be alerted to spectral activity in your home or place of business. Once an alarm occurs, Bruce Willis will arrive to assist with the situation.
I'm Bruce Willis from The SiXTH Sensor.
Don't you mean The Sixth Sense?
No.
What is that?
Sage.
I don't think--
Let's go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[PHONE VIBRATING]
[GIBBERISH NOISES]
Yeah, it's just a false alarm. My password is squid. There, uh--
[CHANTING]
--something here, but it's definitely not dangerous.
[CHANTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[FOOTSTEPS]
I smell dead things. Don't go in there.
[CLICK]
The SiXTH Sensor, because the workplace is scary enough. The SiXTH Sensor will not prevent a poltergeist, zeitgeist, or bank heist. Only available from Alarm Grid on this plane of existence. Bruce Willis appears courtesy of Alarm Grid. Please monitor responsibly.
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